Ready to join up?

listen; there’s a hell of a good universe next door: let’s go.

e.e. cummings

So would you now care to join this dog-and-pony show?

Are you:

• shouty
• a thinker
• gregarious
• sincere
• empathetic
• socially aware
• honorable

Do you:

• have a good sense of humor
• respect your community

NOT Skull & Bones

If so, there’s a good possibility that we Y you already!  And we’re waiting for your call even though we’ve told ourselves that this is absolutely not the reason we are at home on a Friday night casting sideways glances at the phone.  

So let’s make it official already! Gentle reader, we can only assure you that becoming a member is a much simpler process ever since the police took our paddle away and explained to us that we were not, in fact, Skull and Bones.

Membership Procedure

1. Come to the Derby for 3 Sundays in a row — part and parcel of an overall commitment.  You know that chestnut about how 80% of life is showing up?  Yeah, like that.
2. Get yourself sponsored for membership by a current member — this is not so difficult as we are mostly very nice albeit prone to shoutyness (c.f., the above lists.)
3. Profit!

Membership Benefits

1. Kick-ass social network
2. Pie
3. A key to the war room.